An Ode

I feel that its a good time to totally murder a song....

Feeble attemp, but lets try

** is a bluddy Arse
(Sing to the tune of Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word – Elton John)

What have I done to make you bash me
What have I done to get gang banged
Why everyday lightning strikes me
And I wake to find that I've got ban

What do I do to make you slap me
What have I got to do to be bash
What do I say when thread get locked
And sorry seems to be the hardest word

Chorus:
It's sad, so sad
It's a sad, sad situation
And I'm getting more and more absurd
It's sad, so sad
Why can't you just agree
Oh it seems to me
That sorry seems to be the hardest word

Chorus

What have I done to make you bash me
What have I done to get gang banged
Why everyday lightning strikes me
What have I got to do
What have I got to do
When sorry seems to be the hardest word